We tell you what to think.

Hearts of gold with mouths of venom.

The Diss Kings don't need to explain themselves to you. We have sworn allegiance to the idea that everything in the world is there to be made fun of.
Our enemies are those who can't take a joke, those who are too full of themselves, and those who think they are better than anyone else. We are sworn to uphold the sacred tradition of the roast, the burn, the jibe, the prank, the sarcastic comment, the editorial cartoon, and the well placed insult.

All will fall before our might. Our will be done, our kingdom come. As it is in our minds, so shall it be on earth.